We Buy “Storied” Properties!

You’ve heard the expression, - Give me your tired, your poor,  your huddled masses yearning to breathe free . . . sure you have!

Well, that’s our philosophy and we’d love to buy the distressed commercial property keeping you up at night and or that’s frustrating your neighbors.

For 20 years we’ve specialized in buying STORIED (ugly, partially vacant, partially constructed, and pre-bankruptcy) Apartments, Mixed-use, Office building or Hotels from Manhattan to East Of the Mississippi - you’d like to exit - so you can breathe again.

Whether it’s the ungodly fines piling up every 24 hours assessed by code enforcement or your friendly neighborhood bankers threatening foreclosure  -  we know there are properties you’ve got to move and move quickly.

You’d be delighted to know we offer a 21-Day Close Guarantee on value-added commercial property that meet our 4 point buying criteria.

  • $1,000,000 to $10,000,000
  • Minimum population of 500,000
  • Must offer tremendous upside
  • Must be shovel ready

To be clear we’re not looking for fully occupied Class A properties selling at a 3% or 4% capitalization rate.

What we are seeking to acquire are value – added commercial property in need of capital infusion, a facelift or total repositioning.

Opportunities that work best include:

  • Partially completed construction projects
  • Multi-family facing an imminent foreclosure
  • Ugly Office buildings with deferred maintenance
  • Warehouse/Condo Conversion
  • Condo developments facing a looming bankruptcy

If you have a storied property you’d like a 21-Day Close Guarantee on or know of a property that closely mirrors our buying criteria – drop us an e-mail WeBuyProperty@TheFundingGuy.com – tell us your story.