I can’t believe my loan was denied . . . she screamed!

I hate my bank!!!

Hmm! I’ve never been so insulted!

Suzie Q, John Doe, Mary Jane! Come with me . . . I personally dine with the Mayor.

Let (us) go tell the Mayor The Bank Isn’t Lending! The Banking Isn’t Lending!

Once (we’ve) notified the Mayor of this grave injustice we’ll tell the press.

Yes, yes, what a great idea.

Just wait til the press learns The Bank Isn’t Lending. They’ll have a field day. We’ll get our revenge.

We’ll email Clark at the “Daily Planet”; Tweet John John @ “The Daily Show” And wrap up things with a call to WKRP In Cincinnati.

If that doesn’t get the Bank to change from their wicked ways; err … fund me!

I’ll blog about it?

I’ll spread the news to my 50,000 twitter followers or maybe i’ll

unleash my fury in my LinkedIn Communities.

Either way, they’d wished they’d never met me … ( The Bank that is 🙂 )

That Bank hasn’t heard the last of me!

………………………………………………………………………

In all honestly, (Henny Headache), 9 times out of 10, what the Bank

hasn’t heard is a concise, compelling argument on why they should lend you the money!

1.) Did you deliver a clear cut plan on how and when the bank will be

REPAID the LOAN?

2.) Are you making money hand over finger, but felt compelled to file a

tax return that shows you earned a whopping $250.00?

This certainly isn’t your modus operandi, is it? Right???

3.) Have you even filed your corporate documents, scored a Tax ID

number or opened a checking account at the institution you’re seeking funding from?

I thought not!

( but, you’re up in arms about not winning the $1,000,000 loan you’ve

been angling for.) SMH!

Stop the presses!

Before you schedule your round table with Meet The Press or a Suit on the Fair & Balanced Network . . .

Riddle me this, would a banker who’d garner a hefty bonus once

you’re funded; really turn down your loan for no apparent reason?

Think long and hard before you answer.

Word to the wise . . . before you start spinning your wheels i.e running

all over the neighborhood crying “The Sky Is Falling” do me a favor

and look @ the man in the mirror and polish up your numbers.

You might just discover a key to the vault or a stairway to heaven.

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